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Top definition. Guelph unknown. A hick city in southwestern Ontario. Basically a typical middle-class town full of white people and the occasional crack head. People have heard of it but no one really knows exactly where it is. Toronto boy: So where you from dude? Guelph boy: Guelph, eh. Toronto boy: Is that up north? Guelph sex. Similar to a girl queefing, a guelph is when the penis of a man releases air out of the meatus of the urethra, making a soft "fart-like" sound. Dude, so I was sleeping with this chick , and after 3 minutes, I guelphed.
I was so embarrassed I had to stop. December 01, Guelph, A town near Toronto in Canada, in Guelph you have the occasional crack head and douche bag, everyone in guelphs thinks they too shit but really only jewstin is at the top. Person 1 Eh, have you been to Guelph Person 2 No I heard that everyone thinks they are top shit and only jewstin is the good person there everyone else is a bunch of crack heads.
When a person is on the toilet , performing the act of number 2 , the day after a long night of drinking. Man, I'm guelphing hard today, we drank a shit load last night. A word that predominantly is used to substitute the work "Gay" as a negative term. Luke: forget that man thats so guelph ex 2. When one burps and throws up in one's own mouth at the same time. Guy 2: forget that man thats so guelph ex 2. October 6th Pearling Verschlimmbesserung Bondburger Blue Falcon The Man Girly Swat Normalfag NMSL Motts Pingaz ALC Stuffing the Grape Leaf